IT'S IN THE MISCMIX!

In 1997, I had made myself a cute little page on AOL.

The following August, I went to Puerto Rico.

During that 2 week stay, most notably, I made a list of a few things I wanted to add to my recently-born CastleVania III site. Among them was a section called Hall of Blame; the 'Cool Character of the Week' page detached from its original home in Wanted...

... and an assorted section called Miscellaneous, headed by the clever quip, "The Misc. Things". Early in 2001, since the Miscellaneous section was getting extraordinarily varied, I decided to rechristen this Miscellaneous Mix of a section as "Miscmix."

Basically, this thing right here is a MEGAMIX of Miscellaneous DCTP heartiness. Some of it is related to CastleVania, some of it is related to videogames, and the other elements just plainly exist here for their own sake.

So just how do you pronounce another of my unfamous coined words?
Don't tell me you had trouble with DreamCastleVania and CircleVania.

Just say "missmicks" and enjoy.

[Updated for 10-25-2001: The Miscmix has been hacked apart into three respective areas: CastleVania Misc., Videogame Misc., and Irrelevant(?)]

Get into the Mix. The Miscmix.

CastleVania Misc. - Videogame Misc. - Irrelevant (?)




These sections most likely have alot to
do with anything pertinent to CastleVania...

Dracula Battles: BARELY Perfect

Battles Barely Perfect!

Journey Back to 1991 and the Bronxylvanian cityside of New York...

...in what I can proudly say is one of the most unique things to happen on any CastleVania site.

(Captured by Jorge Fuentes)

Confessions of a CastleVania Freak

This is one of many supportive e-mails I discovered in my box the evening I returned from my 1997 Puerto Rico visit. ^_^

Dracula '97: The MODERN Nightmare...

Modern Nightmare!

Back in like, week 7 of CV3DCTP, I made a request for a CastleVania that takes place in 1997. Once I got back from Puerto Rico, I discovered the beginnings of this in my AOL mailbox.

Dilapidated, outdated, mostly great-ed, Journal of 1991!

Journal!

When you're in the 5th grade, writing a paragraph seems insurmountable. Read through a few brief testimonies of a budding CastleVania career. Now redesigned with doodle scans!

Here's a photograph of the perp...(off the television in 1997....)

SLOGRA SUPREME!

Here's where you'll learn just about everything there is to know about THE MAN!!! The Slogra Shrine: Perfect Collection.

75000+ viewers, and dozens more...

HIT ME!

From 10000 to 75000, archived here are the few very cool Hit Gift dedications DCTP's received over the years.

Midget Iron Doll and Chris Fabio dance!  Dance!  Dance!!!

The TRUE CastleVania 2

When Kurt Kalata needed the instructions to CastleVania II Belmont's Revenge typed up for The CastleVania Dungeon, I typed up the instructions to the BEST Game Boy game ever. The TRUE CastleVania 2, in my opinion...

It's the skeleton from the CV3 label!!!

Groovy-Type Stuff!

This frightfully large chunk of CastleVanian coolness began in early October of 1997, when Kurt Kalata sent me an e-mail by the same name, explaining the name quirks of a few Super CastleVania masters. Along with a host of other readers, I've been finding even more strange things ever since. Here's the real reason why 'The Misc.Things' was broken up into individual sections...

ATTACKING OF HENTAI DRAGON SERPENT , BROTHER OF SEA SERPENT OF DRACULA X!!!

OMOSHIROI

Check out the newest issues of Groovy-Type Stuff, from now onwards at Omoshiroi!

Surf's up in Yabucoa!  Woowoooo!

Joey's Quarters!

Symphony of the Night is a complete cashay...cache of very Groovy-Typeness. Presenting Joey V, who's really done his homework with one of the most comprehensive Groovy-Typeness compendiums I've ever seen on SotN, and then some. Check out some of his cool pictures, too!

The original A.K.47-toting b-boy...

The Parodius File

Take an extremely sloppy look at the CastleVania-ish "Night of the Living Dead" board of Parodius Da!

Erichter Belmont, 1995

Halloween

It's almost that time again...have you decided on what you'll be for Halloween? You didn't?! Well hey, click on Eric Roman! "SURE I'LL MAKE YOU A GOOD COSTUME!!! HEH!! HEH!! HEH!!"

John Baxter...BELMONT STYLE!

Halloween 4 U

Tap John Baxter to find out how CV fans, such as you, spend their 10-31!

For the genuine article...CVIII Desktop.

Rob's CastleVania III Dracula's Curse Desktop Theme Page!

One of few CastleVania themes in existence is based on my all time favorite NES game. Make your cursor into a dagger and more in this primo theme pack.

Low...Ri....DERRRRR...(Illustrated by  Mike Erickson!)

Intabyu Desu

Get down to the ground in interviews with the powers that be... THE personalities of the CastleVania WorldWide! You guys WILL tell all. I've got pictures of you, man, PICTURES.

Hmm...what should I put here...MP3s?  Pr0n?  |-|entai?  CastleVania IV Screensaver?  Yeah!

Download Deeze!

Have you a 40GB Hard Drive feeling a bit light and drafty? How about cramming it with some CastleVania stuff; games, WAVs, and a screensaver! For extra credit, see also More than misc the eye...

CastleVania X: The Bloodletting...Night Symphony beneath the Moon...

Cast o' Yasoukyouku!

Late one night, early one morning, I realized that I could actually read the Japanese names of the voice actors and actresses whose talents reinforced the quality of Dracula X: Nocturne in the Moonlight...

''Yo E, take this down for me...The Skull Knight is in no way related to that one dude from Killer Ins...''

Potent Quotables!

All those snappy sayings and clever quips from DCTP upgrades are archived here for your consideration in an ever-growing text file. Time for a brain massage.

Garamoth on Park

I LUV!!! CVNY

The CastleVania InVasion began with Willow Weedwacker in a remote, unidentified location, and it continued with me, documenting its progress in my home town, New York City. Take a look at these really cool Photoshop-enhanced pictures of a time gone by in a then-innocent city of New York...

Chew it, LameSpies...

Planet CastleVania

The whole story about one of the greatest forces The CastleVania WorldWide has ever known...or ever will. Strongly recommended reading.




You've gotta love those games. Anything
about other non-CastleVania games is featured here.

''Let's party!''  With Browny!

Contra INSANELY DIFFICULT CORPS

ThunderForce III's aside, Contra Hard Corps was a game which definitely represented my 1998 summer after its emulated appearance a year prior. I recorded several of my amusing Contra Hard Corps battles. Check them all out here in the spinoff of Battles Barely Perfect! "It's payback time!"

These guys' weapons'll be useless against a 2 mile long dragon in Salamander...

Santa Maria!

SUPER EXCLUSIVO!!! Read my more-than-adequate review on Konami's 1988 anime for Salamander, a.k.a., Life Force!

A super-rare video! And only 5 dollars?!?!?!

It didn't take me long to figure out that this stupid stinker was a DragonBall game...

Ericbaby Dotcom Presents: The Dragon Power File!

The stupidites of an old NES game named Dragon Power have what it takes to blow the terrible shooter Zero Wing outta the water. This special two-part DCTP feature brings forth some pretty solid evidence of that! In this incredible-storied game, learn all about Goku's Power Food and his exploding friends going on an exciting adventure thousands of miles away from the city. In the mountains.

''Armalax...JOGRESS...BASEBALL Z!!!''

E.V.O.

Written sleeplessly in the wee hours of a summer morning, a fine review of the unique and highly underrated Enix masterpiece in which you play the part of a little shnips that would change the world... I've already conceptualized a sequel that would be nice to see...

Mew the 2nd consistently strikes true!

melee

Some investigative reporting on what has GOT to be the greatest fighter of the 2001-2002 era, and possibly ever. Starring Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard and Eric Roman.




Ideally, nothing here has anything to do with
CastleVania or the site as a whole. Or does it...?
You're dealing with Eric Roman here, remember?

Where my dogs at?  In Puerto Rico, without a doubt!

Puerto Rico! [August 14 to August 30, 1997!]

So how was my stay at the Puerto Rico of 1997? Hey, that vacation spawned the Miscellaneous section! New photos and infos galore!

Ruta Panoramica

C A S T L E V A N I A : PUERTO RICO X [May 30, 1999 to June 12, 1999!]

This is worth a once-over. It isn't as major as I'd rather have it, but anyway, find out a little bit about how the subsequent 1999 vacation turned out.

RED REAMER'S STUFF!!!  Remember this site?  Of course you don't.  It was dead on arrival.

Projects

This text file lists every site I've worked on. It also describes how some ended.

Goldberg, Sachiel, Mell-Ci!

The MAN Lists!

The Sacred List of everyone to whom I refer as THE MAN!!! But that can also include ruling goddesses as well, like Babs Bunny and half the cast of Sakura Wars III. Thumbnailed edtion coming later.

CAMON BOY!

The Funk DOC's The MAN Lists!

Think your MAN can defeat my MAN?! DCTP Fighting Games Expert Josh "Funk DOC" Ballard has instituted his own MAN list which you can contribute to!

Dino Riders was SO freakin cool!

Dinosaur Time

Learn little about dinosaurs in this intruiging retrospective...before The CastleVania Dungeon, the phrase 'Eric Roman' appeared elsewhere a few times...on The Dino Times, that is!

''BUDOOP!''

More than misc the eye...

WARNING! The following entertaining downloads have as much to do with CastleVania as Bubble Man has to do with dishwashers. Wait a minute...that makes some sense. Bad analogy.

Evil mutant dude.

ANTI MELON: CHOCHO'S SCARY ADVENTURE!!!

In a post 8|9 and pre 9|11 world, Gozer the Gozarian arrived to destroy of us.
New York City and New Jersey have been demolished! Kurt Kalata is in danger! What can we do???

NYC-911

It's pretty certain that an explanation is unnecessary.

(However, further revision certainly is.)

Back to the Title Screen remics...remics?!
Last edited: September 3rd, 2002