Vampire Hunter E: Blood Pageant
 -Blood Pageant Preview!-
I began this sequel to the unfinished story
from last year, "Vampire HUnter E (and his lovely brunette maid) on June
30, 2000. It's been proceeding very well. This one's gonna
be big, as well as be the first ever full blown complete fan fic
of mine to hit the WorldWide. However...due to its content, this
uncensored story might have to premiere elsewhere, such as The CastleVania
No Belmont, but a mere 19 year old from New York city. He manages
a site called CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE PAGE!!! and works
at the Darnell Library Consortium on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.
He hooks up with a young woman named Rose and they become good friends...and
then more. Oh, and he's me, too.
A young lady who recently became 21, grew up in an orphanage in Europe,
France more specifically, and came to the USA in 1997 to make any kind
of living for herself. She lives in an apartment across the street
from the Museum of Natural History in Manhattan's Upper West Side.
She sees Eric as her own family after their first encounter
in Vampire Hunter E I. She works as a maid in the Plaza Hotel on
59th Street and Fifth Avenue and is seen in public walking casually with
her French style uniform on. How she survives is beyond me, but
I'll say this. There are three answers. Sadly for me,
Rose doesn't exist in real life. Oh, and her middle name shall remain
a secret...at least, until chapter 25...
Death Whip- Here's an original
CastleVania item with a cheesy name. The Death Whip, or referred
to in the story as the "Rail Whip", is a lengthy, flexible, three-part
metal whip with a short, straight, as opposed to curved, sickle on the
end where you'd normally find your morning star. Eric's primary weapon
is great for "mowing down" adversity, as you'll see when the rail whip
shows up for the first time.
Black Hand- Returning from Vampire Hunter E I is Eric's
left hand weapon, the Black Hand. When he wears it, this weird glove
stretches and grows lengthy fingers and claws. This glove can manipulate
its shape without injury to Eric's original hand. Eric can slash
through enemies or scale buildings with this item.
Triblade Dagger- The three answers lie in Rose's primary
weapon, a wicked, triple bladed dagger, which she likes to keep attached
to her right garter belt. They never see it coming.
Blood Pageant features what most fan fics
don't: a wide variety of CastleVania enemies! Check out:
Blue Venus Weed
...and lots more!
Including some enemies created EXCLUSIVELY for the story:
Giant, Seemingly Indestructible Iron Doll- Remember the Iron Doll
from CastleVania II BELMONT'S REVENGE? It's back, it's 40 feet tall,
and most of all, IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Cardinal O Connor- An evil spirit assumes the shape of the late
Cardinal of Saint Patrick's Cathedral, John O Connor.
Henry Clay Frick- The ghost of an old coke-and-steel tycoon whose
awesome mansion was converted into an art museum you can pay $7 to enter,
$5 if you're a student!
Sludgra- It's an existing rumor that a duplicate of the Iguanodon
statue from London's Crystal Palace lies beneath the soils of New York's
Central Park. A slimy, rotting Slogra clone with the oversized head
of a mutated Rhamphoryncus awakens for a fight of endurace. It carries
a dual-bladed spear much more powerful than Slogra's Enchanted Trident.
 -WORLD TOUR-
The stage is set in Manhattan, New York.
You've gotta love the city! The story unfolds in kickin' locations
such as Fifth Avenue, the always excellent Rockefeller Center, and more!
 -I REMEMBER THAT FROM...-
Just like Konami itself, you know how I
love to stick references in where I can. They're too numerous to
list, and cover everything from Macross, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Turtles in Time, and Kurt's 1998 fan fic descriptions, to CastleVania
III, Eminem and Steam Detectives track titles.
The many chapters of Vampire Hunter E II
range in size from miniscule to very long, and don't include the [XX]
TRACK LIST, -SIDE 1-, nor -SIDE 2- notations.
[XX] -TRACK LIST-
 -THE REALITY IS...-
 -MILKY DARK LOVE-
 -COASTIN CHAPTER-
 -POST SYMPHONY SET-UP BY ERIC ROMAN-
 -SAYO ONARA-
 -NOBODY IS WATCHING: JAY Z'S MOVIE-
 -THE INITIAL D-
 -FIFTY THREE-
 -THE R.C.A. BUILDING-
 -THE GOD OF OBERISK!-
 -30 ELEVETOR.spc-
 -SORE WA AOI KAJITSU-
 -ANOTHER NONSENSICAL CHAPTER TITLE-
 -WORKING ON THE EDGE-
 -MEIGE, KAIGE, AND PRINCESS ROUGE-
 -EX CATHEDRA-
 -SURF 5TH AVENUE, MAD AT YOU, WHEN I USED TO BATTLE YOUS, BACK WHEN
MISS LYNETTE HAD THAT ATTITUDE-
 -FURIKKU, HENORI KUREI-
 -KARE KANO: HOW COULD SHE HIT ME OFF-
 -WE MET FOR EACH OTHER-
 -23, SHODOWN-
 -BIG BATTLE-
 -DEATH OF SLO GRASS-
 -SLO GRASS: II AIR/REBIRTH END-
 -IT'S AN INTERVIEW: ULTIMATE EVIL-
 -HIS LAST FIGHT-
 -FLASH BACK-
 -MOKUSHIROKU IMASU-
 -I WISH...#4-
The Warning Label and Intro, current as of 9-18-2000,
but surely outdated...
11:42 AM 6/30/00
Vampire Hunter E; Blood Pageant
Written by Eric Roman (Sinyaso@aol.com)
CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE PAGE!!!
Last Edited: 09-18-2000
THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT USED TO SEEING FROM
THE SEEMINGLY DOCILE CREATOR OF THE "CastleVania III Dracula's Curse THE
PAGE!!!" PAGE. IT CONTAINS HARSH LANGUAGE, EXPLICIT LYRICS, NUDITY, VIOLENCE,
BLOOD, AND SEXUAL CONTENT UP THE WAZOO. If this story damages your personality
and/or life in any way, just remember that I wasn't the one who told you
to keep reading it, dig?
Though this story was written and is owned by Eric Roman, CastleVania
and Vampire Killer are registered trademarks of the Konami company. If
any other company's elements appear, those unrequested guests are held
by their makers, too.
The title spoofs the anime "Vampire Hunter D". E stands for 'Eric'.
The chapter titles have little to do with what actually goes on within.
Pretty cool, huh?
NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED:
This is just about the...umpteenth attempt at completing a full-fledged
story, and the first time a REAL fanfiction of mine has been published.
Its incomplete predecessor (hefty, sketchy portions of which are featured
in TRACK 27), "Vampire Hunter E (and his lovely brunette maid)", a narration
from the first person perspective, goes something like this:
Author goes out looking like 'Vampire Hunter E' (Richter Belmont basically)for
Author makes like Chris Rasa and playfully asks for Dracula's body parts.
Author seriously acquires one.
Author encounters things you don't normally see outside.
Author beats some of the things you don't normally see outside.
Author meets 20 year old woman dressed as French maid at 72nd Street and
Broadway in Manhattan.
Author and young woman fight assorted CastleVania enemies.
Author and young woman fight Skull Knight...
...who teams with Slogra.
Author and young woman are ambushed.
Author and young woman are forcibly separated.
Author and young woman reunite.
Author and young woman kick prodigious [CUT!]
Author and young woman bid a hesitant good eve.
Author and young woman find each other again in the epilogue.
"Buckle your safety belt."
"Hold on to your butts."
"Time to get busy in this [CUT!]...like we always do about this time!"
The Incredible Crash Dummies, Jurassic Park staffer Robert Genarro, and
Death Row have gotten you ready for this one. Now it's my turn. SHUT UP
AND READ! THIS IS THE COOLEST CASTLEVANIA-ISH FANFIC EVER!
Can't wait, huh? Back to DCTP Written.